the chaos ensues
PT

passific-rim-job:

meladoodle:

where can i buy some thigh high crocs

hell

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

cumber-b:

natureisthecult:

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

this is 500% of what’s wrong with my life

i just love the disbelief in the cat’s eyes over the fact that her own leg is kicking the shit out of her

drunkaster:

trying to blog when one direction isn’t doing anything

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dauntless-duckling:

jessa-84:

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Ask and you shall receive. Behold - The Majestic Moose

I reblogged before and i reblogged again

hotboysofficial:

"I have read the Terms and Conditions"image

louisnonono:

someone write about twin girls that were separated at birth and one went to louis and the other went to harry. then the two girls run into each other when they’re in nursery school and they go home and tell their dads all about meeting and harry and louis cant believe it and they think its just a joke till one day at parent teacher conference they see that their kids actually twins and stuff happens between daddy louis and daddy harry. meep. 

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

I have two moods 

One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep

the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions

there is no inbetween

harryfrustrations:

walking in the house like:

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and then going straight to your room

sidnugget:

When are things going to not suck anymore

urbanclictionary:

thanks for unfollowing me ill remember that when im the ruler of hell

  • Me trying to express how I feel: Idk I just feel like...idk...idk man. Nvm I'm good.

“College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.””

(via cdeathhh)

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

(via combatbabycomeback)

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

(via thisisgoodbyegravity)

Title: Over Again
Artist: One Direction
Played: 93557 times

imateenagedirtbaghomie:

sextlondon:

horandise:

FOR EVERYONE OMFG

over again, faster

no seriously the second chorus i’m jamming

i know what this needs

I ACTUALLY LOVE THIS


There's still a little bit of your face I haven't kissed